Merry Christmas.

As she took to the dance floor in an amazing bright blue dress, cut almost up to the waist, you knew it was going to be special, you knew it was going to be beautiful. As the music began and she started to move, you were completely transfixed, if heaven could be on earth this would have been it. When she smiled it excited you, when she opened her mouth it transfixed you, when she moved her golden legs it restored your faith in beauty and when she laughed it made you want to break down on your knees and thank the Lord for creating her.

It was like heaven had fallen upon you, like a Goddess had been sent to earth to show just how good the afterlife will be. Her dance, her salsa, her amazing body, beautifully sculptured, almost stopped your heart, and when the winner was declared, the way she reacted made you realise that if God was a woman, she would look and act just like Karen HARDY.

Forget the presents under the tree, watching her dance, watching her move her gorgeous body, was the best Christmas present you’ve ever had.

Merry Christmas.